how I know Ike

My name is Mr.Noodles and I’m a fat blue and purple corgi. I meet Ike on the street and then 2 minutes later I saw him at the obedience school. The reason I was there was because I tear cats to pieces and I eat squirrels. But anyway Ike ran away from the obedience school and then a couple of minutes later I saw him on the news and turns out he saved his owner (aka you)

Sincerely, Mr.Noodles